chrissy954

well another year is over and done with.
congrats to the graduates! it felt wierd watching all of the people i should be walking with graduate without me...i wish i was crossing that stage with them....stupid indecisive me changing my major 4 times. boo me. but i'm happy for the graduates and its not going to be the same without them (i'll miss u mommy :(..)
Good points of this semester were my freaking awesome internship. i learned a lot and it reinfored my passion for teaching....i was made for this.
My professors rock...well...most of them.
Presidency is equal parts bad and good....can't wait for november to roll around so i can pass on the gavel to someone else.
Quit working at the desk..woot
Dumped a guy for the first time...that was interesting. not a fun expirience.
made dean's list again...yays!

Things to look forward to next semester:
Final internship teaching all day every day :)
Graduating!!!!!
Getting my first apartment in Tampa
Hopefully getting hired after 10 weeks of teaching (then i can leave school early and start working)

Things not looking forward to:
paying rent
paying bills
possibly not getting offered a job after graduation

All in all i think its been a good semester... minus not really having a life outside of sorority, school and work...maybe i'll get one next semester...maybe

So...I broke up with the boy tonight
There were no butterflies in my tummy
No spark
He's bummed
I'm relieved
The End

I passed my professional exam!!! Ahhhhh!!! soooo excited!

Yes....this really did happen:
Saturday night, a student came up to the desk and told the attendent:
student:"im so glad you are working, only you would believe this"
Attendent: "What do you mean?"
Student: "There is a man, running around plant park, naked, jacking off, and screaming in another language, high on acid."

wow

I don't understand it...i really don't
how can someone tell you how great and wonderful you are...how much they love spending time with you....even that they are willing to drive 300 miles to see you and then just up and ditch you every time you go to hang out...and then completely stop talking to you altogether?
i keep wanting to blame myself....but i really think its these dumbass boys i keep picking.. they dont even get the title of "guy" let alone man...none of them deserve that title...
im so tired of the games...
tired of the promises with no follow through...
i'm tired of the guys who are supposed to be my friends hitting on me- I DONT WANT THEM! they are friends... just friends...thats all i want from them and i dont know how i can make that any clearer.
I'm done trying. I'm done looking.
Wherever that so called "prince charming" is, I hope he finds me...because I'm giving up on him...well..at least for the time being

So it turns out my engine was busted....so guess what?!?
I get a new car!
Silver Mazda 3 with black interior...sexyness :)

You know what i hate most in the entire world?!?!
Being ditched....it sucks.And it happens to me a lot when im home...me no like.

12:30- leave tampa
3:20- lights come on in dashboard
3:25- speed of car reduces on its own
3:30 - i notice the temp level is on H...hot
3:35- i pull over and smoke comes out of the hood of my car
3:37- roadside assistance arrives and determind smy car has overheated
4:00- roadside assistance determinds that the belt on my car broke and the water container has a leak- ps...might need a new radiator
4:04- call AAA for towing
4:45- call AAA again
5:30- Call AAA again
6:00- Call AAA again to find out the first tow company they called decided t oditch us and now aother company is on their way out
6:30- Call AAA again
7:30- call AAA again
8:00- tow guy finally comes with lights flashing!!
8:30- I arrive at home

total trip time: 8 hours

i have decided that i am exhausted/stressed/overworked for the following reasons:
- for two days in a row i had headaches
- quite a few people have asked if I'm ok
- i look haggard and tired most of the time
- i'm always tired
- I dont know the meaing of fun anymore
- people walking by the desk ask me if i have a life, because it doesnt appear that i do
- there isnt enough time in a week or weekend to get all my work done, let alone have
this thing called "fun"


spring break can't come soon enough
ps- 6 days and counting

so i heart teaching...its a bit stressful tryingto keep kids with the attention span of an inchworm focused...but they are so cute!! my cooperating teacher says i'm doing a great job wchich is sooooo rewarding (because i didnt think i was). Todya ismy first day teaching the ENTIRE time I'm there....bring it!
Presidency is going as well as i thought it would be...
Ive decided to apply to KAppa Delta Pi (the education fraternity) and Order of Omega (the greek honors society)...
School is overwhemling
I found an apatrment and a roomate for when i graduate (sooo excited!!)
I miss home...cant wait to go back...especially for the added incentive ;)
"Jumper"was great...everyone should see it
Lost is amazing as ever....as is torchwood (miss who :( )
and.....we got a wii!!!! ahhhhh sooooooooooooo excited to go home and play! (and no, thats not the added incentive i was talking about)
Time to teach (ps...its like 5:50 in the morning... its ot even the buttcrack of dawn yet!)

Waking up at 5 am two days a week is so not cool. Its gonna suck even worse next semester when its 5 days a week...boo that.
ps: Valentines Day is the worst/stupidest holiday ever invented...

Happy GAsperilla everyone!!!

R.I.P Heath Ledger...you will be missed :(

Merry Christmas everyone!!!

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.




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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."




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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.




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MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man,
"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?




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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)




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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."




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WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"




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CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!




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WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says ......... "HEBREWS"




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The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.




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God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece

Thanx for the tag Sussie....here it goes!!

1. List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself.
2. Tag seven people to do the same.
3. Do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag whoever wants to do it.

1. Sussie inspired me with her spice girl story so i couldnt resist... in 5th grade me and my friends performed Spice Girl's "Say You'll Be There" for the talent show. I was Ginger spice.

2. Im not vain but... i cant help but look at myself in a reflective surface...and dont judge me!! i know im not the only one who does it ::points accusing finger at all::

3. In the 9th grade i wrote a note to my crush telling him i liked him...i asked him about it again freshamn year of college and he said he still had it... embarassing I know..

4. On the way back from Disney On Ice when i was 6... I had to pee really bad... only thing was...i was with my dad and my firend and his dad...and we were on the highway... they stopped the car and made me peee.....on the highway

5. If i could have one magical power it would be to teleport.

6. My mom almost named me Jennifer ::shivers:: ive known too many jennifers gone bad

7. when asked in kindergarten what i wanted to be when i grow up i replied "A babysitter"... funny...thats kinda what i am gonna be....


As for tags...i think i know all of 10 people on LJ...and even less people who actually reply to my posts...so feel free to fill out whoever bothers to read this!!

So today is my parent's 25th anniversary... the silver year
My mom comes home from work and shows me this little packet she put together for my dad:
a picture of them on their wedding day
a poem about marriage from their wedding album
and a poem she has has been making for the past 25 years

so i read this poem she wrote about her and my dad and how they were meant for each other, how they are soul mates and how lucky and blessed she is to have had him in her life.
im balling by the end of it and, like the sappy hopeless romantic that i am, hope and pray that i'll have that someday... to be lucky and blessed to be still in love with someone after 25 years...well.... 28 if u count the years they dated..its amazing. that is all for todays mushiness...

Camp is finally over!!!! wooohoo...freedom at last!!! well...for a year..then back to hell again. It actually went really well this year... no real mishaps til the 8th week out of 9... not bad i say

My brother said something ot me the other day that made me think...he said i am going to die alone... i dont remebr what we were talking about...but it doesnt change that he said that... i am going to die alone...with no one. what if it does happen? or that i become like my aunt and not get married until im 50? i dunno... i have a lot of things in my head right now but that one keeps popping up

Anyways.. 15 days til tampa...cant wait! althoygh im really not looking forward to recruitment..at all... boooo

The lack of respect at camp is astouding
As it is from my brother
i work with an incompetant...well two of them
my absence of wealth is impressive
i miss my tampa friends like crazy...there is none else like them (if i met you in tampa and you live elsewhere now you are included in this)
i constanly feel like crying and i dont know why
im lonely even when im with people...maybe im depressed?
and the icing on top of the cake? cheesy as it sounds, i want a boy and there are none to be had


i hate my life...anyone wanna trade?